Edmonton:
Gretzky
(sniff)
Smyth
(sob)
Detroit:
Steve Yzerman once tried to force a tear...this was the result
Some have speculated that Lidstrom's tears can cure the Swine Flu...guess we'll never know.
Winner: Detroit
Category #2: City Cold Enough to Keep Players Away
Edmonton:
Pronger asks to be traded away in 2007, Hossa rejects 10-year, $8 mil deal in summer of 2008, Heatley rejects trade offer in summer of 2009.
Pronger asks to be traded away in 2007, Hossa rejects 10-year, $8 mil deal in summer of 2008, Heatley rejects trade offer in summer of 2009.
Detroit:
Cold, but not that cold.
Winner: Edmonton
Edmonton: Lubomir Visnovsky…that is just disgusting.
Detroit: Kris Draper…”Mom, this is the GIRL’S way to spell it!”
Winner: Edmonton...is it me or does Visnovsky look like he could be Rafalski's little brother?
Category #4: Google Image Seach [Team Name] + funny
Edmonton:
Are they the Carolina Tornados? Oh well…marks for trying, I guess.
Detroit:
Awesome. Thank you, firebettman.com.
Winner: Detroit
Edmonton: Jean-Francois Jacques
Winner: Detroit, because I still support “Freedom Fries”…not really, but maybe.
"So you're telling me there's a chance?"
I say 6-3 victory for the Wings.
Ryan Smyth was never Captain and Pronger left because his wife was banging half the team.
ReplyDeletePlus you would cry to if you found out you were being traded to the Islanders.
ReplyDeleteSalo was a horrendous goalie and people who wore his jersey are idiots.
ReplyDeletePlus assistant captain is close enough.
(see, I did that in one post)
The only thing horrendous is the hackery of this site, due to the Buckeye you have posting things. Yeah thats right I used my trump card.
ReplyDelete"...his wife was banging half the team."
ReplyDeleteSo that's why Smyth is crying...
Ouch.
ReplyDeleteSolid post !
ReplyDeleteEspecially like the Bettman Kronwalled .
I totally tweeted Lids tears cure swine flu before the game last night, we must have simultaneously come to that conclusion.
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