Thursday, August 27, 2009

Big Friggin' Whoop


"NHL start Patrick Kane and his cousin stood before a judge Thursday afternoon, and plead guilty to disorderly conduct. That is a non-criminal violation, basically equivalent to a traffic ticket. His sentence, write an apology to the cab driver."

Well I'm sure he's learned his lesson. Way to go, legal system. I'll use this as precedent if I ever find myself in a similar situation (which I won't because I'm not a moron who get in a fight over twenty cents).
Now that we can finally put that to bed, let the jokes begin. He deserves EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

1 comment:

  1. The only thing that surprises me about this is that he has to write an apology. But, then, I'm sure he has people who do that sort of thing for him.