Dallas has Mike Ribeiro…
Carlton? Oh, that was Alfonso Ribeiro. But they probably dance the same way.
Detroit has Kris Newbury. Apparently (according to imdb), Kymberly Newberry played a character named Shauna in three episodes from 1990-1993Winner: Dallas
Category #2: Google Image Search [Team Name] + stupid
Dallas yielded: Power Play Panda
That's pretty dumb but....
Detroit yielded: a picture of Marian Hossa
Winner: Detroit, for reasons not needed to be given.
Category #3: What Kind of Idiots have Away Third Jerseys?
Dallas: White third jerseys? Really? Maybe it’s because they’re last alternate home jerseys looked like a cross between a bull and a uterus.
Detroit: Too classy for third jersey revenue ploys.
Winner: Detroit
Category #4: Mr. “I’m Too Good for Your Farm System”
Dallas has Fabian Brunnstrom. He was a highly touted Free Agent in 2007-2008 and almost signed with the Wings. Was chased away by Kenny Holland saying that he would have to spend at least one year in the AHL. Scored a hat trick in his first game, Detroit fans wept. Has seven points this season with the trade rumors picking up, Detroit has forgotten all about him.
Winner: Detroit, Leino only has 4 points to Brunnstrom’s 7…but Ville did his time like a man and is by no means in danger of leaving the franchise he signed with.
If Jimmy can outplay Luongo, then Turco in Detroit should be no problem. Let's be bold, I'm saying the Wings win this one 3-0 and Jimmy gets his first career shut out.
"I'm saying the Wings win this one 3-0 and Jimmy gets his first career shut out."
ReplyDeleteCool prediction! Hope you'll be right ant Jimmy will get his first shutout! But I disagree with 1st number - why "3"? Let it be... maybe... hm... 6 or 7? OK? ))))))))))
GO WINGS!
I thought I was a fucking czar Fresh Prince trivia, but I'll be damned if I remember who that lady is.
ReplyDeleteBy the way: You've been writing this blog for like 12 minutes and you're approaching as many posts as me. Nice work.
- Tyler
Shauna; wasn't that chick that went from drop-dead gorgeous to a hideous mannequin after taking off all her fake accoutrements while trapped with Will?
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