While Drew did a fancy look at tonight's game using what I like to call "statistics," I'm going to use a slightly different approach to compare the two teams.
Buffalo - Easily winner of the worst logo ever, in any sport. The buffalslug.
Detroit - Classy, historic, could seduce even your mom with its power and grace.
Winner - Detroit. No shit.
Stanley Cups Won:
Buffalo - eh...well..better luck next category.
Winner - Ha. I only wanted to do this category to laugh at other teams (until we play Montreal that is.)
Hotter Girl on the Google Image Search of Hot Red Wings/Buffalo Sabres Girl:
Buffalo - It took me till page 10 to find a girl wearing anything Sabres attire, which must tell you something. Secondly, while not bad, I'd give em a six at best.
Detroit - First page, first image. Game set match, hot.
Winner - Unless you are into dudeondude.com, I think you know.
Best Coach Mustache:
Buffalo - Lindy Ruff, not bad, looks a bit like a cross between an aging Ron Burgundy, a child modester, and a blond Burt Reynolds (or Turd Ferguson.) Also owns the worst comb-over in the league.
Detroit - My god, its glorious!
Winner - Dave Lewis for actually being Hitler.
Prediction: Wings win 4-1, Datsyuk scores a sweet goal that causes Miller to pull his groin, and Tim Connolly will make 14 dekes in his own zone while the Wings are changing just to show off what he's got, only to be nudged by Val, causing his right leg to shatter all over the ice and forcing the Sabers to forfeit the game out of pure embarrassment for paying the guy like 4 million to get hurt in game 5 of every season.
However, I will admit, the Buffalo puck bunnies do it right.
(Note: This blog was slightly fueled by articles a few years ago that claimed Buffalo was the new hockeytown. Go eat a big veiny one is all I have to say to that. And I actually do like Tim Connolly, because he is a beast in NHL 09 and it is very amusing to watch him dangle with nobody actually around him. He's got moves.)